Thursday, February 18, 2010

Best Spoken Words : Dont miss it !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Thursday, February 18, 2010 2 Comments
Best Spoken Words :
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye..

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN... In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN.. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! ... When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN.. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice..

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sidewalk 3D chalk drawings !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 2 Comments
Just check this guy's talent, he's back in town with his new Sidewalk 3D chalk drawings and new perspective.




News : New Domain www.aikosigns.com !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 Comments
Aikosigns Blog gets a new custom domain:

Aikosigns blog has got a new custom domain : http://www.aikosigns.com/ , The readers coming through old URL ( aikosigns.blogspot.com ) will be redirected automatically to the new domain.

http://www.aikosigns.com/ will soon feature some good stuffs.

Cheers,
Prajwal Shetty D
Admin | http://www.aikosigns.com/

Funny Article : Installing 'Husband'

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 Comments
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as


Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

Reply from support guy :

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5..



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.


Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.


You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.



Good Luck Madam.

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