Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Guide to a better life - Must read !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, October 20, 2010 1 Comments
Computer Science professor Randy Pausch.
This is amazing, he died of pancreatic cancer in 2008, but wrote a book ‘The last lecture” before then, one of the best-sellers in 2007. What a legacy to leave behind
In a letter to his wife Jai and his children, Dylan, Logan, and Chloe, he wrote this beautiful "guide to a better life" for his wife and children to follow.
May you be blessed by his insight.



POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE


Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
3. Don't over do; keep your limits
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others
17. Forgive everyone for everything
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day
20. What other people think of you is none of your business
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.

23. GOD heals everything
24. Do the right things
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
27. The best is yet to come
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with,
people you play with, people you work with and people you live with.
Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Systems simplified by animations

Posted by SAnonymouS at Tuesday, October 05, 2010 0 Comments

COMPLICATED SYSTEMS SIMPLIFIED WITH ANIMATIONS:

Radial Engines
Radial engines are used in aircrafts having propeller connected to the shaft delivering power in order to produce thrust its basic mechanism is as follows

Steam engine Principle

Steam engine once used in locomotives was based on the reciprocating principle as shown below

Sewing Machine

Maltese Cross Mechanism

this type of mechanism is used in clocks to power the second hand movement.

Manual Transmission Mechanism

The mechanism also called as “stick shift” is used in cars to change gears mannually

Constant Velocity Joint

This mechanism is used in the front wheel drive cars

Torpedo-Boat destroyer System

This system is used to destroy fleet in naval military operations.

Rotary Engine

Also called as Wankel engine is a type of internal combustion engine has a unique design that converts pressure into rotating motion instead of reciprocating pistons



  

 

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Computers and Devices as depicted in Movies

Posted by SAnonymouS at Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5 Comments
Computers and Electronics as Depicted in Movies :

Word processors never display a cursor.

You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.

All monitors display inch-high letters.

High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don't, have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see "Fortress").

All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.

Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. The really advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.

All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backwards.

People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.

A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function (see "Demolition Man" and >countless others).

Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.

When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.

If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it.

No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has (Aliens). However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled.

Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three- dimensional, active animation, photo-realistic graphics capability.

Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY Supercomputer .

Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face (see "Alien", "2001").
  So guys keep your eyes and brain open when you watch these 'kind' of movies.   

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A cute love story...must read!

Posted by SAnonymouS at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1 Comments
She is my first and the only love till this point. Her name is Nivedita , a software engineer by profession. She is turning twenty-four shortly and she is undoubtedly the most beautiful girl on earth. I made it a point to share my feelings today with her, hoping this letter would do it all. I have not written any letters in my life till now, and this is perhaps the first time I pen down my thoughts and expectations for the person I love the most on earth.


It's been four years since we met each other and a strong bond has grown between us through these years. I was unaware of her love for a long time. In fact, I hadn't spoken a word with her till about a year I had seen her for the first time. It was in one long journey in train, I understood her love for me. It happened a year ago.

It was a trip from Kanyakumari to Chennai in Kanyakumari Express. We had passed Vizhupuram and it was 3 am in the morning. I thought I was the only one who was awake in the whole compartment in that early hour. But to my surprise, she was also awake.

I didn't know then that it was for me she had got up that early. Hardly had she seemed to move her sight away from me. She smiled at me very often and every time I encountered that cute smile, I started eagerly awaiting the next battle with her smile and shining eyes. Her smile had everything in it, the story of unbelievable affection, care and what not.

From that moment, till now, I too have loved her to a great extent. We have never exchanged words about the love we have towards each other, but words are too less to reflect the amount of affection and love we share. I have always thought that the love would remain throughout our life and it happened to be the same till three months back.

Vivek had come into my life three months back. In fact I myself had waited his arrival for quite a long time, but from the moment he arrived, he has been the worst enemy in my life. Nivedita and he had grown close over times, and the fraction of time she spent with me got lowered to a great extent. Even the latest Sensex fall would be less compared to the fall in her affection for me.

I have wondered how it could suddenly happen, after near to four long years of understanding and love amidst us. At times, I have felt like killing that guy Vivek , but I have not had that much strength or braveness to do that. Still, what can he do? He did no mistake to his part, except for being born charming, cute and fair.

Two days before when I saw her, she was feeding food for him and I was hurt to the core on seeing the incident. My anger had boiled down to tears, and I broke. It took almost close to three hours for me stop crying, I felt I had cried more than how much I would have cried when I was born.

I have been trying to understand where it all went wrong, but to my fortune, till now, I haven't been able spot it out. Once for all, I decided to tell all my feelings to her, no matter how she is going to deal with it. I have heard my dad saying a lot of times 'Something is better than nothing!' and I made up my mind to do 'something'.

I fixed today to be the 'DATE' for throwing open in front of her the 'TALE' of my pure love for her. I don't know whether I will get a positive response from her, but I pray God that only the best happens.

Trrrrriinnnnnnggggg …

My school bell has rung. The lunch break is over. My 'UKG ' classmates would be ready to welcome me with the same cute smile as ever.

I hope my 'MOTHER' Nivedita will be alright, understands me and shares some time with me also, apart from that she spends with my three months old rascal 'BROTHER' Vivek .

See you after a break!!!

With Love,
Deepak UKG -B

Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Art of Appraisal!

Posted by SAnonymouS at Thursday, April 22, 2010 0 Comments
The Art of Appraisal


Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".

Kumar: What? How come 'average'?

Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.

Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.

Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.

Kumar: What???

Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.

Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.

Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.

Kumar: Huh? *Confused*

Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.

Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?

Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well..I mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.

Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*

Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.

Kumar: *head spinning*

Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.

Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.

Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'.

Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. This year just 'average'? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?

Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.

Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.

Big Boss: Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets 'average', whichever lands on table gets 'good', whichever we manage to catch gets 'excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets 'outstanding'.

Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'poor' rating?

Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.

Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'?

Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process!

Kumar: *faints*

See ur rating and know where a paper with ur name landed!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha… J

Monday, April 19, 2010

Aikosigns Update: New favicon !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Monday, April 19, 2010 0 Comments
Aikosigns gets its new favicon!....


Monday, March 8, 2010

Apple's new iKey !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Monday, March 08, 2010 0 Comments
London, Mar 7 (ANI): Computer giant Apple is set to revolutionize the traditional door key with introduction of a hi-tech alternative nicknamed the 'iKey'.

It means people can stop carrying around a bunch of keys, and instead use a single electronic device to unlock their car, front door and gain access to their office.
The technology simply requires the users to enter a pin code and wave the device over an electronic pad fitted beside a door to open it.
Apparently, a newly published patent application, filed with the US Patent Office, contains the details of the new technology.
It is speculated that the next model of the iPhone will contain this feature.
The application states: "The device can communicate with an external device to open a lock. By way of example, the electronic device may be a model of an iPhone.
"The external device may be any suitable electronic device such as a portable media player, personal data assistant or electronic lock that may be used to access a door, car, house or other physical area."
For safety purpose, the device may be attributed with a feature to encrypt any information that passes between the iPhone and the computer-controlled lock, preventing hackers from "listening in".
Leander Kahney, a consumer technology expert and author of a book and blog called the Cult of Mac, said there were rumours that Apple has been testing the technology.
"If true, it's a very big deal. As well as opening doors and unlocking your car, it could also turn your iPhone into an electronic wallet and ID card," the Telegraph quoted him as saying.
He added: "You'd be able to pay for buses and trains, as well as your morning coffee and groceries in a jiffy, just by laying your iPhone on a special pad, and the price is electronically deducted from your account.
"The trouble is that the technology hasn't gone completely mainstream. If Apple were to adopt the technology, they would likely set the standard, and that would drive widespread adoption as everyone scrambles to make their systems iPhone-friendly."
If granted, the application filed at US Patent house will offer Apple legal protection from other companies copying its ideas and technology.
Steve Jobs, Apple's chief executive, said: "We can sit by and watch competitors steal our patented inventions, or we can do something about it. We've decided to do something about it.
"We think competition is healthy, but competitors should create their own original technology, not steal ours."

Source : Yahoo News
Prajwal Shetty D
http://www.aikosigns.com/

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

God of Cricket: Sachin Tendulkar

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3 Comments
"Sir" Tendulkar...


SACHIN’S OUTSWINGERS The SCG in Sydney is Sachin’s favourite ground. He has scored three hundreds there. Tendulkar has an elephantine


memory. He remembers every Test dismissal of his, and the bowler who dismissed him Did you know Sachin enjoys dunking his glucose biscuits into his tea before eating them? Sachin once refused to shoot for a soft drink ad in which he was asked to smash cricket balls with a fly swatter. He told film-maker Prahlad Kakkar, ‘‘I can’t do that. It will make me greater than the game.’’ The ad was modified: he hit the balls with a stump instead! Sachin was without a bat contract during the 1996 World Cup, where he emerged the highest run-getter. A famous tyre company promptly signed him up after that




Just have look at the records held by Sachin Tendulkar. No wonder why British Prime Minister is suggesting him for the honor of Sir .........





New Records..... ......... ..

1. Highest Run scorer in the Test Cricket


2. First Cricketer to pass 12000 run in the Test Cricket


Records Held by Sachin Tendulkar :

MILESTONE MAN

The only Indian to have played for over 20 years --between December 18, 1989 and February 24, 2010 -- 20 years & 68 days.

Holds a world record for the highest run-aggregate — 17598 at an average of 45.12.

Holds a world record for most hundreds (46).

Only one to register four hundreds against South Africa.

Only one to register nine hundreds against Australia.

Only one to post eight hundreds against Sri Lanka.

His aggregate of 2965 (ave.45.61) in 78 ODIs is a record by any batsman against Sri Lanka.

Only player to aggregate 3,000 runs against Australia - 3005 (ave.46.23) in 67 matches.

HIGHEST ODI SCORES

Sachin Tendulkar (India) 200 n.o. vs SA

Charles Coventry

(Zimbabwe) 194 vs B'desh Saeed Anwar (Pakistan) 194 vs India Vivian Richards (WI) 189 n.o. vs Eng Sanath Jayasuriya (SL) 189 vs India

ULTIMATE SACH

Highest run-getter in ODIs, with 17,598 runs from 442 matches. Jayasuriya (13,428) and Ponting (12,731) follow

Most centuries in ODIs (46), followed by Ricky Ponting (29) and Sanath Jayasuriya (28)

Since Feb 24, 2009 has scored 1,158 runs in 20 ODIs, with 4 tons, averaging 72.37. In the preceding 12 months, had scored 352 runs from 9 ODIs at an average of 44

His double century is the first in 39 years of ODIs, including 60-overs-a-side matches

Highest scorer in Tests, with 13,447 runs from 166 matches. Next best Lara (retired with 11,953) and Ponting (playing with 11,859)

Most Test centuries (47), well ahead of Ponting (39) and Kallis (34) among active players, and retd Lara and Gavaskar (34 each)

In 2010, has already scored 477 runs averaging 95.40. Only Hashim Amla (674) has scored more Test runs this year

In his last 10 Tests, has scored 1,018 runs at an average of 78.3 and is the only one with 6 tons in the last 12 months. In the previous 10 Tests, he had 647 runs and averaged just 38.08


1. Highest Run scorer in the ODI


2. Most number of hundreds in the ODI 46


3. Most number of nineties in the ODI


4. Most number of man of the matches(56) in the ODI's


5. Most number of man of the series(14) in ODI's


6. Best average for man of the matches in ODI's


7. First Cricketer to pass 10000 run in the ODI


8. First Cricketer to pass 17000 run in the ODI


9. He is the highest run scorer in the world cup (1,796 at an average of 59.87 as on 20 March 2007)


10. Most number of the man of the matches in the world cup


11. Most number of runs 1996 world cup 523 runs in the 1996 Cricket World Cup at an average of 87.16


12. Most number of runs in the 2003 world cup 673 runs in 2003 Cricket World Cup, highest by any player in a single Cricket World Cup


13. He was Player of the World Cup Tournament in the 2003 Cricket World Cup.


14. Most number of Fifties in ODI's 91


15. Appeared in Most Number of ODI's 436


16. He is the only player to be in top 10 ICC ranking for 10 years.


17. Most number of 100's in test's 38


18. He is one of the three batsmen to surpass 11,000 runs in Test cricket, and the first Indian to do so


19. He is thus far the only cricketer to receive the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, India's highest sporting honor


20. In 2003, Wisden rated Tendulkar as d No. 1 and Richards at No. 2 in all time Greatest ODI player


21. In 2002, Wisden rated him as the second greatest Test batsman after Sir Donald Bradman.


22. he was involved in unbroken 664-run partnership in a Harris Shield game in 1988 with friend and team mate Vinod Kambli,


23. Tendulkar is the only player to score a century in all three of his Ranji Trophy, Duleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debuts


24. In 1992, at the age of 19, Tendulkar became the first overseas born player to represent Yorkshire


25. Tendulkar has been granted the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, Arjuna Award and Padma Shri by Indian government. He is the only Indian cricketer to get all of them.


26. Tendulkar has scored over 1000 runs in a calendar year in ODI's 7 times


27. Tendulkar has scored 1894 runs in calendar year in ODI's most by any batsman


28. He is the highest earning cricketer in the world


29. He has the least percentage of the man of the matches awards won when team looses a match.. Out of his 56 man of the match awards only 5 times India has lost.


30. Tendulkar most number man of match awards(10) against Australia


31. In August of 2003, Sachin Tendulkar was voted as the "Greatest Sportsman" of the country in the sport personalities category in the Best of India poll conducted by Zee News.


32. In November 2006, Time magazine named Tendulkar as one of the Asian Heroes.


33. In December 2006, he was named "Sports person of the Year


34. The current India Poised campaign run by The Times of India has nominated him as the Face of New India next to the likes of Amartya Sen and Mahatma Gandhi among others.


35. Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 50 centuries in international cricket


36. Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 75 centuries in international cricket:79 centuries


37. Has the most overall runs in cricket, (ODIs+Tests+ Twenty20s) , as of 30 June 2007 he had accumulated almost 26,000 runs overall.


38. Is second on the most number of runs in test cricket just after Brian Lara


39. Sachin Tendulkar with Sourav Ganguly hold the world record for the maximum number of runs scored by the opening partnership. They have put together 6,271 runs in 128 matches


40. The 20 century partnerships for opening pair with Sourav Ganguly is a world record


41. Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid hold the world record for the highest partnership in ODI matches when they scored 331 runs against New Zealand in 1999


42. Sachin Tendulkar has been involved in six 200 run partnerships in ODI matches - a record that he shares with Sourav Ganguly and Rahul Dravid


43. Most Centuries in a calendar year: 9 ODI centuries in 1998


44. Only player to have over 100 innings of 50+ runs (41 Centuries and 87 Fifties)(as of 18th Nov, 2007)


45. the only player ever to cross the 13,000-14,000 and 15,000 run marks IN ODI.


46. Highest individual score among Indian batsmen (186* against New Zealand at Hyderabad in 1999).


47. The score of 186* is listed the fifth highest score recorded in ODI matches


48. Tendulkar has scored over 1000 ODI runs against all major Cricketing nations.


49. Sachin was the fastest to reach 10,000 runs taking 259 innings and has the highest batting average among batsmen with over 10,000 ODI runs


50. Most number of Stadium Appearances: 90 different Grounds


51. Consecutive ODI Appearances: 185


52. On his debut, Sachin Tendulkar was the second youngest debutant in the world


53. When Tendulkar scored his maiden century in 1990, he was the second youngest to score a century


54. Tendulkar's record of five test centuries before he turned 20 is a current world record


55. Tendulkar holds the current record (217 against NZ in 1999/00 Season) for the highest score in Test cricket by an Indian when captaining the side


56. Tendulkar has scored centuries against all test playing nations.[7] He was the third batman to achieve the distinction after Steve Waugh and Gary Kirsten


57. Tendulkar has 4 seasons in test cricket with 1000 or more runs - 2002 (1392 runs), 1999 (1088 runs), 2001 (1003 runs) and 1997 (1000 runs).[6] Gavaskar is the only other Indian with four seasons of 1000+ runs


58. He is second most number of seasons with over 1000 runs in world.


59. On 3 January 2007 Sachin Tendulkar (5751) edged past Brian Lara's (5736) world record of runs scored in Tests away from home


60. Tendulkar and Brian Lara are the fastest to score 10,000 runs in Test cricket history. Both of them achieved this in 195 innings


61. Second Indian after Sunil Gavaskar to make over 10,000 runs in Test matches


62. Became the first Indian to surpass the 11,000 Test run mark and the third International player behind Allan Border and Brian Lara...


63. Tendulkar is fourth on the list of players with most Test caps. Steve Waugh (168 Tests), Allan Border (158 Tests), Shane Warne (145 Tests) have appeared in more games than Tendulkar


64. Tendulkar has played the most number of Test Matches(144) for India (Kapil Dev is second with 131 Test appearances) .


65. First to 25,000 international runs


66. Tendulkar's 25,016 runs in international cricket include 17,598 runs in ODI's, 13,447 Tests runs and 10 runs in the lone Twenty20 that India has played.


67. On December 10, 2005, Tendulkar made his 35th century in Tests at Delhi against Sri Lanka. He surpassed Sunil Gavaskar's record of 34 centuries to become the man with the most number of hundreds in Test cricket.


68. Tendulkar is the only player who has 150 wkts and more than 15000 runs in ODI


69. Tendulkar is the only player who has 40 wkts and more than 11000 runs in Tests


70. Only batsman to have 100 hundreds in the first class cricket.
 
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Start a day with a Smile :)

Posted by SAnonymouS at Friday, February 26, 2010 5 Comments
Marriages are made in heaven,


then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.


I wrote ur name on the sand ..............

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best



True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow



Dear Friend,



when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!



when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ..........pick d phone idiot



Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to

exclamatory sentence ..

Student : WOW !


The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love



A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..



History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....



Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide


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Friday, February 19, 2010

Photoshop, turns 20 ! ! !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Friday, February 19, 2010 1 Comments
It's not often that a technology product, even a successful one, enters the language as a verb. Some of us google, but nobody iPhones, Excels, or HDMIs.


But by remaining influential over a history that now spans 20 years, Photoshop software has achieved a place in the English language. Over its two decades, it grew from a single black-and-white image-editing package to a multi-product franchise, a starring member of Adobe Systems' Creative Suite line, and, of course, a verb.

At a National Association of Photoshop Professionals event Thursday in San Francisco, Photoshop's movers and shakers will gather to toast the software. For those who can't be there, here's a look at the software's history and future.

Photoshop through the ages (images)

Photoshop got its start in 1987 when Thomas Knoll wrote software that could display grayscale images--those with a range of gray tones--on monitors that could show only black or white pixels. He and his brother, John Knoll, licensed the software to Barneyscan in 1988, then to Adobe in 1989. Adobe Photoshop 1.0 arrived in 1990, a Mac-only product initially, and in 1995, Adobe acquired the Photoshop software outright.

Pixel-level manipulation software turned out to be popular. Photoshop's clone tool let people copy one part of an image to another. And even at this early stage, it enabled sophisticated tonal controls through levels and curves adjustments.

Photoshop acquired many more features over the years. By providing a nicer interface to raw mathematical image-processing algorithms, Photoshop let people sharpen edges and change colors. Layers enabled creation of composites that blended multiple photos, text, and other elements. Adjustment layers opened up the idea that changes could be revisited rather than baked into the pixel data. Camera lens problems could be corrected.

The software gained popularity in a variety of areas--publishing, art, photography, advertising--and specific features followed. Narrower markets arrived, too--police forensics, medical diagnostics, scientific analysis.

The biggest and possibly most infamous feature, though, is the ability to make people look more attractive. Curves get curvier, skin gets creamier, teeth get whiter, muscles get chunkier, lips get plumper.

To read more on this : CLICK HERE
Prajwal Shetty D.
http://www.aikosigns.com/

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Best Spoken Words : Dont miss it !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Thursday, February 18, 2010 2 Comments
Best Spoken Words :
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, t heir conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye..

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN... In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN.. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! ... When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN.. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice..

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sidewalk 3D chalk drawings !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 2 Comments
Just check this guy's talent, he's back in town with his new Sidewalk 3D chalk drawings and new perspective.




News : New Domain www.aikosigns.com !

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 Comments
Aikosigns Blog gets a new custom domain:

Aikosigns blog has got a new custom domain : http://www.aikosigns.com/ , The readers coming through old URL ( aikosigns.blogspot.com ) will be redirected automatically to the new domain.

http://www.aikosigns.com/ will soon feature some good stuffs.

Cheers,
Prajwal Shetty D
Admin | http://www.aikosigns.com/

Funny Article : Installing 'Husband'

Posted by SAnonymouS at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 Comments
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as


Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

Reply from support guy :

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5..



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.


Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.


You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.


We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.



Good Luck Madam.

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Edited Post : Prajwal Shetty D  http://www.aikosigns.com/

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Mayonnaise Jar

Posted by SAnonymouS at Tuesday, February 16, 2010 0 Comments
Aikosigns Article : The Mayonnaise Jar



When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,

When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,

Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.



A professor stood before his philosophy class

and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly,

He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar

And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.



He then asked the students, if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.



The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured

them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.



He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.



The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'



The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively

filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.



'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided,

'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things - family,

children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –

Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.



The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.



The sand is everything else --The small stuff.



'If you put the sand into the jar first,' He continued,

there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.



If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,

You will never have room for the things that are important to you.



So...



Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Play With your children.

Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your partner out to dinner.



There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.



'Take care of the golf balls first --

The things that really matter.

Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'



One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.



The professor smiled.

'I'm glad you asked'.



It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,

there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

Prajwal Shetty D
Aikosigns
 

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